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Welcome to DMI 55-Basic Skull Positioning
better known as
Hell's X-ray Room!
Wednesday, August 23, 2011 11:00 am will be remembered as the 1st day of the worst semester of your life! This is the day you begin DMI 55 - Basic Skull Positioning. You think just because you got by Kathy and Kyle its all downhill? Well, you're right, it will be- in terms of your grade point average! Its been shown that students only remember 10% of what they learn in class. Therefore, you are going to have 10 times the amount of work, so after you forget 90% of it, you'll come out just about where you should be.
And to encourage you to do your very best:
99% or better is an "A",
97-98% is a "B"
95-96% will be a "C"
94% or less--Maybe Les will let you in the Radiation therapy Program
Remember your former classmates who didn't make it this far? You will now think of them as the lucky ones!
First day of class we are going to hit the decks running, with one of the Captain's infamous PowerPoint lectures. Don't bother taking notes, its all posted at the Captain's website: http://duckskull.org
And just to make sure you are downloading all the necessary paperwork, and keeping up with your reading assignments, we are going to have the Final the first day of class! On the official Final day in December, I'll present the introduction to the course, so you'll know what you should have learned..
We will also be taking radiographs of skulls- not those crummy plastic ones you see in the classroom. This semester we are going to use actual skulls of past students who failed the DMI program and were never heard from again. Didn't you always wonder what that funny smell was coming from that room next to the darkroom? At least they were good for something...
One final detail- each week there will be a secret class vote, and one student will be expelled from DMI 55. Get it? Only one of you is going to pass Survivor DMI 55!
So enjoy your last few days of summer break, because its going to be a very long Fall semester!
With Gravest Concerns,
Captain T.F. Hell